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creeps lurkin

all my friends are zebra butts

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washingtonpoststyle:

Retirees wave to the Newt Bus as it pulls away from their retirement community in Florida. The Newt Bus smiles back.

Linda Davidson / Washington Post

newt bus

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justrebellion asked: i always want to ask you stuff just to see what you will say back but i never have anything to ask you so there

hi alyssa

01/30/12 • 2 notes

peachersen asked: can you please post some of your favorite mercer mayer

these are my favorite Mercer Mayor stories

01/30/12 • 42 notes

well this one was fun wasn’t it

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well here’s this thing again

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cameronedwards asked: I don't want my pizza burning.

01/30/12 • 5 notes

nachtundtraume asked: what is your icon? is it you as a dog? i like it very much but also what is it please?

http://blameaspartame.tumblr.com/post/7376663962

01/30/12 • 4 notes

Did you hear Starbucks is going to start selling beer and wine? I think their stock is going to go through the ROOF! People love hanging out at Starbucks!

Lady next to me at this restaurant, discussing Starbucks-related opportunities

01/29/12 • 27 notes

He was trying to steal her microwave for hydrocodone money. He didn’t plan on stealing her heart. For hydrocodone money.

Taglines for Romantic Comedies That Will Never Exist | The Hairpin (via nickdouglas)

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