"don't ever cuss" - The Bibel Chapter 7


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Hi i'm Joel, I'm the creator of Google.com

AN INTERVIEW WITH ME

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"… but we should definitely stay friends and like hang out still!"

"oh yeah definitely let’s definitely do tha-" *peels out super hard in cool corvette with flames painted on the side flipping the bird while blasting aerosmith and going like 100 miles an hour*





i thought i was safe then i looked up at theSE SPOOKY SKELETONS high-res photo

i thought i was safe then i looked up at theSE SPOOKY SKELETONS



God’s Holy Throne high-res photo

God’s Holy Throne

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when u have no plans on friday night but then u realize Galaxy Quest is on netflix



have u ever floated above the clouds on a cocaine rainbow



'I Am An Alien Abductee & I Lost My Virginity To An Extra Terrestrial Woman Named Crescent'

'I Am An Alien Abductee & I Lost My Virginity To An Extra Terrestrial Woman Named Crescent'



yearscomeandgo said: Your moral guidance keeps me from saying shit and fuck and knobby dickhead, thank you.

u blew it



colonelfuckstick said: I'm in a band with a cardboard cutout of you.



knobs-and-schnapps said: I got a sick tattoo of a cuss word when I was in jail for swearing too much.

Satan awaits



noodly-noodle-liz said: Helicopters are cool.

TGIF by: Tara



imcrushingyourhead said: Can I rub your head?

yep



when u see a jack-o-lantern

when u see a bat

when u see a spider

when u see a frankenstein

when u see a mummy

when u see a ghost

when u see a ghoul

when u see a goblin

when u see a vampire

when u see a wolfman

when u see a swamp monster

when u see a demon

when u see a devil

when u see a witch

when u see a warlock

when u see a dracula

when u see a hobgoblin

when u see a banshee

when u see a grim reaper

when u see a will-o-the-wisp

when u see a skelenton

when u see a skull

when u see a headless horsman

when u see a wyvern

when u see a zombie

when u see an axe murderer

when u see a shadow

when u see a slender man

when u see a yeti

when u see a cyclops

when u see a medusa 

when u see a gremlin

when u see an incubus

when u see a succubus

when u see a loch ness monster

when u see a minotaur

when u see a quetzalcoatl (its aztec look it up ass)

when u see a dragon

when u see an orc

when u see a wizard

when u see a cryptkeeper

when u see a troll

when u see a werewolf

when u see a werecat

when u see a werehyena

when u see a wraith

when u see an ogre


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