"don't ever cuss" - The Bibel Chapter 7


me

Hi i'm Joel, I'm the creator of Google.com

AN INTERVIEW WITH ME

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creeps lurkin

baby pretty mommy??

baby pretty mommy??



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decay is inherent in all component things high-res photo

decay is inherent in all component things

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"… but we should definitely stay friends and like hang out still!"

"oh yeah definitely let’s definitely do tha-" *peels out super hard in cool corvette with flames painted on the side flipping the bird while blasting aerosmith and going like 100 miles an hour*





i thought i was safe then i looked up at theSE SPOOKY SKELETONS high-res photo

i thought i was safe then i looked up at theSE SPOOKY SKELETONS



God’s Holy Throne high-res photo

God’s Holy Throne

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when u have no plans on friday night but then u realize Galaxy Quest is on netflix



have u ever floated above the clouds on a cocaine rainbow



'I Am An Alien Abductee & I Lost My Virginity To An Extra Terrestrial Woman Named Crescent'

'I Am An Alien Abductee & I Lost My Virginity To An Extra Terrestrial Woman Named Crescent'



yearscomeandgo-deactivated20141 said: Your moral guidance keeps me from saying shit and fuck and knobby dickhead, thank you.

u blew it



colonelfuckstick said: I'm in a band with a cardboard cutout of you.


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