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1. you have to buy 45s and cassettes

2. u have to eat burgers and things that are stupid

3. Roky Erickson was the best band, make sure you tell everyone

4. doin bad drugs and bein stupid is cool and good

5. it is cool to wear leather and denem (Jeen Jackets) at all times, just never let anyone see u dressed like a normal indie poseur who listens to Animal Collective

6. have pins on ur jacket make sure u have good band pins like Bad brains and Roky erickson with somethin stupid like a Coors light pin or somethein

7. dress like a Rabbit for some reason

8. live in a Punk House (Alternative Fraternity House) so that u can be wild and party all the time and not follow the rules

9. make sure u don’t give a dang about any rules or anything except follow these rules very strictly or you’re not Punk and Garage Rock anymore