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rip-hitler asked: bro the curly fry tumberling market is already spoken for by ghostsofarbysblog bro quit stealin laffs punk

do u want to fight??

05/23/13 • 17 notes

exciting development

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veryraresecrete asked: hey joel please get out of the curlies tag

please accept my apolo-curls

05/22/13 • 5 notes

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the Holy Laws of God Our Father

05/22/13 • 62 notes

algernonblackwood asked: wedge fries are better

u must be joking my friend

05/22/13 • 32 notes

curly fries are really good though

05/22/13 • 45 notes

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can’t believe it

05/22/13 • 1,555 notes

nobodysgettingtreats asked: is it also illegal to swear our love to our father lord god and his holy son jesus christ in the kingdom of heaven? is this still a forbidden type of swear? please help :(

i dont know just dont use swears

05/22/13 • 12 notes

sugar-babyy asked: you fucking swore

i did not how dare you make these false accusations

05/22/13 • 10 notes

message to haters

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THE BAY BRIDGED :: Premiere: DSTVV – “Healing Enargy Crystels”; cassette out 5/28/13 on Wormhole Records

Everyone’s favorite industrial grungegaze band DSTVV is back with their second EP Underground Product, which will be released as a cassette on Wormhole Records on May 28.

We’re pleased to premiere a track off the new cassette, “Healing Enargy Crystels”, which I think is sending some subtle surf vibes my way, thus creating a daring new “Industrial Surfgaze” genre. DSTVV frontman Joel Cusumano told me the track is written from the “point-of-view of a dude who is really into crystals” but also manages to “rock pretty hard.” Indeed it does. You can stream “Crystels” below and pre-order Underground Product from Wormhole.

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