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This is a kid or teenager hearing curses and swear words while having an MRI scan. When you hear these curses, these evil swears, your brain releases tons and tons of endolphins that make you stop getting good grades and visiting your dear old grandmother every Sunday after church. 
*PLEASE TELL YOUR CHURCH PASTOR IF YOU HEAR THESE SWEARS AND CURSES*

SEVEN things to say to people who want you to use curse words:
1) Dang, why the frick would I wanna say those you goof?
2) Let’s go get a summer job and attend church camp instead of using curses and swears.
3) No, my Father said I could not, and I respect the rules of my Father’s house.
4) No thanks—I’d rather get into Heaven!
5) My cousin used curses and also swears, and he failed out of school and went to prison.
6) Curses are for warlocks, dude.
7) Sure, I will swear—I swear I’ll NEVER use curses or swear words!

This is a kid or teenager hearing curses and swear words while having an MRI scan. When you hear these curses, these evil swears, your brain releases tons and tons of endolphins that make you stop getting good grades and visiting your dear old grandmother every Sunday after church. 

*PLEASE TELL YOUR CHURCH PASTOR IF YOU HEAR THESE SWEARS AND CURSES*

SEVEN things to say to people who want you to use curse words:

1) Dang, why the frick would I wanna say those you goof?

2) Let’s go get a summer job and attend church camp instead of using curses and swears.

3) No, my Father said I could not, and I respect the rules of my Father’s house.

4) No thanks—I’d rather get into Heaven!

5) My cousin used curses and also swears, and he failed out of school and went to prison.

6) Curses are for warlocks, dude.

7) Sure, I will swear—I swear I’ll NEVER use curses or swear words!


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    Or everyone is a moron, this is from walking dead; hence the amc logo in the bottom right corner
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    You goof
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    jorl i did a bad thing im sorry
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    I wonder if OP is serious or trolling.
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    omfg
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    Notice how it says AMC? Guess what show is on AMC? The Walking Dead. Guess what show this is on? The Walking Dead. See...
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